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Breeding the Bonsai Collie

Round 1, fight!



And then hose her down




Sign me up to beta test the first Memristor PC

Researchers at HP Labs have built the first working prototypes of an important new electronic component that may lead to instant-on PCs as well as analog computers that process information the way the human brain does.The new component is called a memristor, or memory resistor. Up until today, the circuit element had only been described in a series of mathematical equations written by Leon Chua, who in 1971 was an engineering student studying non-linear circuits. Chua knew the circuit element should exist — he even accurately outlined its properties and how it would work. Unfortunately, neither he nor the rest of the engineering community could come up with a physical manifestation that matched his mathematical expression.

Thirty-seven years later, a group of scientists from HP Labs has finally built real working memristors, thus adding a fourth basic circuit element to electrical circuit theory, one that will join the three better-known ones: the capacitor, resistor and the inductor.

Researchers believe the discovery will pave the way for instant-on PCs, more energy-efficient computers, and new analog computers that can process and associate information in a manner similar to that of the human brain.

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The Great Daryl Nathan Documentary

A true american hero:

These may grow up to be his children:

how to lose your wallet in style

ride almost everywhere within 7 miles of your home on one of these:

schwinn stealth 1000

  1. get a passport holder with RFID blocking abilities from thinkgeek
  2. paste a ron paul sticker over your credit card
  3. keep only your credit card and license in your RFID blocking passport holder
  4. wear a brown furry hat in the winter
  5. pay for all of your drinks at the bar
  6. not have your RFID blocking passport wallet when you get home
  7. also don’t have your hat

now thing brings us to the story:

riding to work the next week, i propose the temperature should be 22 degrees fahrenheit. take care to wear a hat which covers your ears, but is not furry like your old hat. note to yourself how it feels to have frost inviting itself to dinner on your frontal lobes. yell at the cold “motherdamn you will never take my hippocampus!”

realize that your hat has whisked your wallet away to a romantic getaway in the islands

brown hat: i love you wallet, i will keep you warm forever
wallet: i love you so, brown hat… this trip is on me
narrator: i just canceled the credit card, you two are fkkd when you try to check-out at the hotel. (please come home right now)

Edit: Call off the search teams, the wallet was under a table in my apartment. Sneaky cats?

cuptainers of water / some valid points

each day i drink at least one cuptainer of water.

i don’t have a birg feeder, but would like to get some birgfood for hummingbirgs.

recently wanted to purchase some plueberry oatuna baby food.

some girls feet hurt from small shoes.

image if i had pictures of these.

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